family:
treats you like shit
family:
constantly tells you how lazy and ungrateful you are
family:
says that you'll never have a successful future
family:
jokes around about things they know you're insecure about
family:
scoffs and makes fun of you for the things you enjoy
family:
are completely fucking surprised and offended that you don't like being around them and are eager to move out or get as far away as possible
Greed:
I want shit
Envy:
I want your shit
Wrath:
I'm going to wreck your shit
Lust:
I'm into some freaky shit
Gluttony:
This is some tasty shit
Sloth:
I don't feel like doing shit
Pride:
I am the shit
lmfaooooo someone please come get they grandma I can’t deal now she dancing to 2 Chainz “I’m Different”
i don’t normally post porn sorry
I do, and this is much better.
I finished this in my head with “…can prevent forest fires”
(Source: tinsoftware, via heyhomer)
